Kalakkal Kavidhaigal

Thalai, chinna payyan avan,
Chella payyan naan,
Kene payyan avan,
Smart payyan naan.

Vinodukku arivu illa
Anjaneyar thookinaar Sanjeevi hilla
Nee ozhnga kaatanum current billa
Soldradha kekkalanaa odaippen un palla....

Poda lavadeke bal,
Pam (Pamela Anderson) ku periya ball
Velayadhuthuku tennis ball
Karthale kudhipadu aavin pal.

Kalakkura machi
Vengaaya bajji
Naan Total Veggi
Namma photola irukkadhu smudge

Appadi podu aruval,
Vinoduku periya vavval,
Naan vidurein savval,
Vijay tangachhi (reuters) yen aal.

anupchu vai story
thoonga paadanum Lori(Thalaattu in Hindi)
Kulikkalanaa varum sori
Naan nadandhaa prakkum thee pori....

Illada engamail server slow
naan un mujila viduven blow

Poda nee paruppu
ethaadha nee kaduppu
Vijay enna eduppu
Un munjila veppen aduppu...

Mudura un suthu
Daily adhe cooum panni parthu
Un kavidhaiye marthu
Illenna appu veppom unakku serthu.

Ponaa pogattumnu paarthaa
Rombathaan parakkura kaathaa
ennavo groupla sethaa
Vedikko nee Kaali aathaa

Dear guru,
U forgot last line to be added which is Vaya mudungada gotha
Cheers
Vinod




Inime avanukku irukku appu
Kaila kaatanum namakku kaappu
Thala vaara venum seeppu
Vijayanandukku irukku nerayaa Keep....


Confirm aayittan namma Kishore
adha kondaaduvom namma seashore
ellarkum kuduppan treataa soru(soru - saapaadu)
vinod irukkara variakkum adikkaadhu bore....
kalakkara macchi, expecting more.(last line added by Shyam)

Kalasu maams,

Yenakku vennu andha iyengar ponnu,
Ava illati , soru enakku tea yum bannu,

Enna vennalum seyavein avalavu kaga
Enna ava porandhade yena kaga.

Kishore, nee eppo panna pora propose
Illana God will dispose
Seekarama pannu nee mattera close
Illana unakku kaila kadaikkum muttai gose(cabbage)..

idhu kishoreku nalla dose.....(Added by shyam)

Naanu panna mattein propose,
Waiting for god to repose (my faith in him that he will make her mine)

I love u anu ava sonna suppose
Appu naan yen talent panrein expose ( My talent and will to give her the
life of a angel)


Kondaadraan Birthday Kuchi
Kadaikkattum ella Kushi
Kalakkudaa USla machi
Innikkaachu saapdu bajji sojji.....

Shyamkku porandhanaal
1 varusham kadandha naal
eppadi pochune theriyala ek saal
Vinodukku thalaila illa baal(Baal means "hair" in Hindi)....

Appadi podu maams:

Here is my part,

Kalam ku innikki porandaan,
Adhoda avnaga vettuley ellarum nimmadiya marandaan,
Kalam vekka poran tanni treat
Appu vinoduku naan vekka porein vettu.

Vettuley (house)

Appadi pottu thaaku.,...
Vinodukku pera pogudhu mookku...
thani adichappuram podu paakku..
shyam ellaarukkum kudukkanum cake....

Dear guru,
Nee vaya mududa Bekku ,

Thanks and Regards,
Vinod

Magane, naan varen Chennai
Unna udhaikka poren Vennai
Nonda poren un kanna....
Nee nallaa thinnu bunna....


Thalai sonna right
Enna avaru weight
Thalai ki irukku sottai
Ana avaru ille pottae

avan poda maattaan sattai
nethila pottuppaan pattai
avanukku podanum mottai
avan kannu rendum nottai....

Singam varudu paaru
ethirla nikkardu yaaru
vinod mail bore
yenna avan adikala beer

ungalukelam illaya vela
inniku thursday kalai
vinodh suruttu vaalai
illena kishore cut pannuvan un............

Lion.

Dei eeeeee
Idulendu unakku illa moola

Thanks and Regards,
Vinod

Mieow kathina poona,
thumbikka thookina yaana,
thanni oothina paana
indha msg officela padikravanla kena.,,,,

words and thoughts from lion.




Dashe mudra eeeeeeee
Un vayila panni peee
Dashe mudra eeeee
Un dashle veppein theeeeeee

Dash in the above means: -------

Machan,
Dhoni is the hero
Sachin is Dhadha
Ganguly is zero
Dravid is wall
Vinod is p..l
kishore is nine

Sriram is Lion.

Machan peru Kuchi
yellam thuppunga yechi
naan vechurka connection hutch
enna thotta naan currect switch
I reckon this is 2much

Vijayanand kuduppaaan
avan credit card gatee tharappaan
Kishore beerla kulippaan
Digicam ketta udhappaan

vinod mudi valaraadhu
vijayanand treat kudukkaradhu inimel korayaadhu
avanaa treat kudutha romba selavu aagaadhu
nammale treat kudukka vechaa avan oorukku poga mudiyaadhu...

Vijayanand mudikkaraan velaya quietaa
vaanga poraan avan Qualis - Toyota
Thoogumbodhu viduvaan Vinod koratta
Enakku saappadanum ippo Parota

Vijayanand tharuvan treat
for what he had achieved as a feat
avan nameo J & Jla neat
inimel avanukkilla namma groupla seat....

Vijay anand kalakkaran
Kudhuta valaya mudikiran
Velayaye mudichi thanni adikiran
Numma ellarukum 5-star hotel le treat vekkaran.

Subramanian oru Poli Saami
avanukku pudichudho Vinododa maami
subbu, unnoda unmayaana veshatha kaami
Adhukkaapuram unakku irukkudi vaazhkayila tsunaami....

Vijayanand vaangittan Blackberry
ennala mudinjadhellaam shoe polish Cherry
Alto vaangittaan adhellaam seri
Ozshunga engalukku kattanum nee Vari*....
Thanni adikkumbodhu Kishore keppaan chicken Curry
Vinod dhaan namma groupla eppavume sori....


* Vari means tax....I hereby mean that he should give us a treat....

Singam Varudu paaru
Car vanginadu yaaru

En friend Vinod
Aana avanukku Venam Ni..dh

Vijayanand peru Pazham
Kishore thaan namma set kezham

The Lagoon Agreement!

JAI BAJRANGBALI

Jai Bajrangbali
Jai Hanuman
Sri Ramajayam

Blue Lagoon Dada's

Mispronunciations

Millenium for uranium or uraninum for millenium(cant rmbr exactly)

Gasp - Gaps,

Banda - Bonda,

Tue - Two,

Oothy - Ooty,

Campus - Compas,

Suubway - Subway,

Fast - increase (this was no mispronunciation, this was a total mess up)

Intros

guru -- the scb (read padips) of our group, ellatulayum avasaram thaan ivanukku........he is younger than sriram but is already married.
currently in mumbai standard chartered bank....was in scope international in chennai where his favourite manager was thiagarajan......
he is very much worried that we gave him a very costly gift for his marriage that he wanted to share part of the cost of his own marriage gift.... bankers ........

kishore -- the ever angry young man who always has a thing or two to say to sriram when sriram bowls in any match,
knows everything about anything, avanukku theriyadhadhu eduvume kidayadhu. He is also in infosys.
Sriram's best buddy, cause he is only one who can tolerate him...........

lakshmi narasimhan -- the tallest aruvai of our group who can bring down walls with his kadi's,
talk to him once and u wont marry sriram......just out of the fear of meeting him second time around.
he is in ur company only somewhere in the US
dont know where exactly, all the names of places sound similar to me.



Vijayanand -- The phanish murthy of our group, he is the jewel in the new crown of johnson and johnson in blore,
he is in medical related sales for j&j, goes to hospitals and deliberately empties bottles of solution into the sink himself so that doctors should buy more of his product.
he is always at raichur or gulbarga attending a surgery even when he is in chennai, and his bosses are as naive as to continue beleiving in him,
but still manages to reach his target and that's y he is the phanish murthy of our group......
has got so many incentives now that j&j have reached targets. has got himself a new alto and still u ask him how is he,
u will get an answer "edho irukken da"


Subramani -- The violin vidwan of our group, he always talks about mauritius and how small it is......
he just cannot digest the fact that ppl there enjoy every weekend.he works in koni ameritech services and has got promoted recently.his favourite restaurant is marice......never gives up on his sandhya vandhanam.........


Vinod -- The 100 mts champ of our school, u wont believe he eats so much as is visible. he eats three times a day,
breakfast,lunch,dinner for breakfast,
breakfast,lunch,dinner for lunch,
breakfast,lunch,dinner for dinner and of course snacks in between, he is in MICO bosch and he is so proud of his company shirt,that he forgets that he resembles some one else in that.


Vijay -- The other banker of our group in ICICI, he does not get his job satisfaction if he loses account of abt 10k once at least in every 3 months,and ends up paying it from his pocket. he is doing his MBA which we hope he wud complete in the near future. The laziest guy of our group,he has always got the second rank in our class (that's what he says at home) how many ever ppl may have scored more than him........


And Sriram -- need i say anything ????? the only guy who can go play 5 matches in one day across various grounds in the city losing all of them,come back home at night and still get calls from teams to fill in empty slots for formality sake in floodlight matches. dont be surprised if he takes u for ur honeymoon to Chepauk stadium... (at least not idpl da sriram)


and me Shyam - Kuppa kottifying at infosys.....as always others will fill up this space.....